how ever will we survive

Ok, so last night talking to the neighbors, i got the typical response when people talk about us going to the middle east. "how are you going to survive there. you'll have to wear those black robes, and what will the kids do?" No people i will not wear a burka ("black robe"). As for how the kids will survive, well we will ride our camel, the one we will get at camels are us. We will of course have to trek across the desert to go by said camel. We may have to promise midgets hand in marriage to the camel seller, but we have to do what we have to do right? Then we can track back across the desert while the masterchief leads the camel, it will be hard, in the 160 degree heat, but we will survive. People, come on?! These people over there are more high fashion that we are! They shop more than we do, and there cars. Some of them dip there cars in chrome! They have suburbs like here, and more high rises than we do. They have fancier cell phones than we do. It's not that bad. The Burger kings deliver, they have Chili's. I assure you, we will survive. As for the kids, look at one of the million of the little amusement parks that opened up at the mall. When i say mall, i mean one of a million malls.

http://www.248am.com/mark/interesting/magic-planet-at-the-avenues/#more-6839

The kids will survive also, with giant, spoiled-rotten grins on their faces. And the midget, well she plans on finding a prince so she can rightly assume her post as princess. Which i assure you she believes she is with all her heart :)