This is for you...

Polly this is for you :) and Bob, you know the Dr Pepper, i found it out here! So we will be getting a bed ready for you :)
You Know You're a Texan When....
I ganked this one from Lane out on myspace...it's entirely too funny not to share, especially since I can relate to each and every thing on here! LOL!

You know youre a texan when...

*You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.
*A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
*You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
*You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. (So funny, in a crock pot with bar b que sauce!)
*You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
*You know cowpies are not made of beef.
*Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
*You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
*You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
*A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Chevy 3500 4x4 is.
*You know everything goes better with Ranch. Midget totally does, and has taken carrots with ranch for her snack. She has now shared this wealth with the british and emeratis :)!
*You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
*You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to the
ocean.
*You think "y'all" is perfectly good usage if you're referring to more than one person. So having issues not saying that out here, and now the kids say it in an arabic country with a british accent :)
*Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper." I don't even need to admit it, it's just a given :)