ugh.... redness?

Ugh... I just spent 25 minutes on the phone, after trying for 3 hours to get through to make an eye exam. Really? That was painful. First I spent 10 minutes trying to explain that i want an exam. "Why, what is the problem?" Um, i want to get them checked... "Why?" I get them checked every year... "Why".... Because the Dr who is more qualified than you says i should.....I didn't say that, but i should have :) Then I said i heard they had a specialist in the retina, that was recommended by the dr there my daughter saw. So she goes "redness?", i say no, retina... she says "yes, redness, allergies, watery eyes.." with a rude tone.. So i say retina...R-E-T-I-N-A. "Why you need him, you have report?" No, i go once a year, a yearly check-up.. So finally she switches me to someone who might know english as a second language, if she really tried. She was only minorly annoyed with me. She says if i need to see the retina specialist he is only here once a week, and is booked through next october. Nice.... So now i have an appt thursday, which means she must be really great right? :) Her name is Dr. gjhdjhfkjhdkshkh, and that is all i got. But she is an ophthalmologist, and the lady was actually offended i asked :)
So in honor of the language barrier i encountered today, which has driven me to eat this kit kat i don't need. I give you this, the outsourced clip on rubbers. When Monkey came home saying he needed rubbers for school, giggling. I had no idea, and nearly lost it. This is so funny :)